In the words of Kerry Saxby-Junna
“Oh Dear”
Loyal sideliners would have a number of questions after a spectacularly unconvincing half of football on the Marrickville Beach (a more appropriate venue for volley-ball players clad in bikinis one would think).
Firstly, which political party will reduce military spending enough to ensure fewer servicemen actually have to fight wars or go on exercises? Surely it’s in the nation’s best interest that the Nor-West Jets field a strong team week in week out.
Secondly, what sort of second rate human being goes snow-boarding during football season? Clearly the snow seasons current timing is to blame here. Thirdly, has the football grown teeth capable of ripping the face off any unsuspecting jets player? What else could explain the somewhat gentle approach of Westies towards seemingly harmless contests with latte supping uni folk from the CBD? What’s so frightening about being hit in the face by a bachelor degree?
And finally, was living in the West making these footballers spatially retarded? Surely it’s not too much to ask to kick a football sideways, have they become uni-directional?
The second half was more convincing, but contained rather less in it to rant about.
Regards (as Benny would say),
One fifth of your less than glorious leadership group
Last Modified on 10/08/2010 15:25