Player Profiles

Jeff Hunter

Name: Jeff Brian Hunter

Nickname: Maddog

Born: 9/3/70

Occupation: A Nun (like in none)

When did you join the Hornets? 2015

What other clubs have you played for? Everton Districts Banyo, Sandgate, Ferny Grove (one game)

What's your favourite playing position? Forward pocket/ Flank

What's the funniest thing you've ever seen playing for the Hornets?

If you went on a footy trip with the Hornets, who's the last bloke you would want to room with and why? Webby, No question

What's your greatest personal achievement in football? Proving people wrong. umpiring 3xu18s grand finals 3x womens grand finals( inc back to back)

What AFL club do you support? Carlton

Apart from Wolfie (Masters Legend), who's the greatest player you've ever seen? Anthony Koutafidies Gerard Healy.

What would your last meal be? Pizzas & sides

What's your favourite TV show? Wentworth, That Metal show (when aired in Australia)

What's the best movie you've ever seen? Titanic, Forrest Gump

What would be your perfect concert line up? Kiss. AC/dc, Metallica, Ace Frehley Iron miaden, Slayer, Arch Emeny, Ozzy Osbourne...(It will be a festival)

What would be your ultimate weekend of sport? AFL grand final, & being water carrier for Aspley(NEAFL) What do you do with your spare time? play & listen & write music

What puts a big smile on your face? My Nephews & nieces & Goddaugthers & playing music

What really pisses you off? Ableism. People who think they know what they are talking about but don't

If you were Adam, who would you like to be Eve? Alissa White-Gluz (Arch Emeny)

If you could have been there for one event in history, what would it be? Woodstock

If you could turn back the clock and give anyone in history a piece of advice, who would it be and what would you tell them? On 9.11 tell anybody to ground all planes,

If you could have lunch at the Hornets Club House with any 3 people, dead or alive, who would you pick? My Mother (MND free) Chelsea Roffey, My Aunty Ivy

If you could swap jobs with 3 people for 60 seconds each, who would you pick? Only 60 seconds? Pornstar ( I need much more then 60 seconds) or Rock star

If you were the Head of the AFL for a day, what's the first thing you would change? Stop the name changes of grounds

If you won $10 Million, what would be your first purchase? Recording studio

If you could plan a trip anywhere in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go? England

If you could store your worst ever fart in a jar, who would you release it on? Cam Nash(former umpiring manger)

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Name: Andrew Scioritno
Nickname: FEV, Stallion
Born: 11/04/1983
Occupation:  Rapid Response Group Brisbane City Council
When did you join the Hornets?   2018
What other clubs have you played for?  Park ridge Pirates
What's your favourite playing position?   Ruck
What's the funniest thing you've ever seen playing for the Hornets? Nothing springs to mind apart from the odd falcons
If you went on a footy trip with the Hornets, who's the last bloke you would want to room with and why? Not sure yet
What's your greatest personal achievement in football?  Getting second best on ground in game once before.
What AFL club do you support? St kilda
Apart from Wolfie (Masters Legend), who's the greatest player you've ever seen? Tony Lockett
What would your last meal be?   Spaghetti
What's your favourite TV show?   Seinfeld
What's the best movie you've ever seen?   Raging bull
What would be your perfect concert line up?   Tupac, Bob Marley, guns n roses, Metallica,
What would be your ultimate weekend of sport?  Being at either super-bowl, fa cup final, NBA finals game or a event at MGM grand
What do you do with your spare time?   Gym, watch lot of sports, boxing
What puts a big smile on your face?   When any of my teams win and when kids learn silly habits or words off ya.
What really pisses you off?   Bad drivers and intolerance
If you were Adam, who would you like to be Eve?   My wife
If you could have been there for one event in history, what would it be?  Rumble in the jungle
If you could turn back the clock and give anyone in history a piece of advice, who would it be and what would you tell them?
If you could have lunch at the Hornets Club House with any 3 people, dead or alive, who would you pick?   Muhhamed Ali, Tupac Arnold
If you could swap jobs with 3 people for 60 seconds each, who would you pick? Only 60 seconds? Probably porn but would have time left
If you were the Head of the AFL for a day, what's the first thing you would change? Time of grand finals
If you won $10 Million, what would be your first purchase?   property
If you could plan a trip anywhere in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go?   Italy and Malta
If you could store your worst ever fart in a jar, who would you release it on? My exs

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Marc Gregory

Name: Marc Gregory
Nickname: Grub
Born: 27/1/1982
Occupation:  Real Estate
When did you join the Hornets?   2002
What other clubs have you played for?  Rye and Crib Point
What's your favourite playing position?   Full Forward - wing
What's the funniest thing you've ever seen playing for the Hornets? Lach Harris getting poked in the eye during a grand final celebration
If you went on a footy trip with the Hornets, who's the last bloke you would want to room with and why? Winter – gets too emotional
What's your greatest personal achievement in football?   Coaching my sons team
What AFL club do you support? Carlton
Apart from Wolfie (Masters Legend), who's the greatest player you've ever seen? Alan Jackson
What would your last meal be?  Bag of Twisties, Turkish delight and a can of Pasito
What's your favourite TV show?   Brooklyn 99
What's the best movie you've ever seen?   Shawshank
What would be your perfect concert line up?   Not interested
What would be your ultimate weekend of sport?  Carlton winning a Grand final
What do you do with your spare time?   Spare time whats that
What puts a big smile on your face?   My kids
What really pisses you off?   When a teammate marks the ball on the goal line to rob you of a goal
If you were Adam, who would you like to be Eve?   Danniell
If you could have been there for one event in history, what would it be?
If you could turn back the clock and give anyone in history a piece of advice, who would it be and what would you tell them?
If you could have lunch at the Hornets Club House with any 3 people, dead or alive, who would you pick?   Lebron, Trump and Elvis
If you could swap jobs with 3 people for 60 seconds each, who would you pick?   Trump, Packer and Gil
If you were the Head of the AFL for a day, what's the first thing you would change?   Remove Gil from ever having any say in our great game
If you won $10 Million, what would be your first purchase?   House by a secluded beach
If you could plan a trip anywhere in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go?   North Pole – return some gifts to Santa
If you could store your worst ever fart in a jar, who would you release it on? Feel like I have done this already.

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Troy Bedford

Name: Troy Bedford
Nickname: Beddo
Born: 25/12/1969
Occupation: Mobile Sharpener
When did you join the Hornets? 1980-1991, 2016 (masters)
What other clubs have you played for?  none
What's your favourite playing position?  Back flank
What's the funniest thing you've ever seen playing for the Hornets? Too many to mention one
If you went on a footy trip with the Hornets, who's the last bloke you would want to room with and why? Ronnie Bentley, Apparnetly he gets angry when he doesn’t get one on the weekend so I don’t want to be the shoulder he taps ;)
What's your greatest personal achievement in football? Playing footy at nearly 50 yo.
What AFL club do you support? Carlton
Apart from Wolfie (Masters Legend), who's the greatest player you've ever seen? Too many to name just one.
What would your last meal be?  Steak, chips and salad
What's your favourite TV show?  M.A.S.H.
What's the best movie you've ever seen? Rocky 3
What would be your perfect concert line up?  Bon Jovi
What would be your ultimate weekend of sport?  Watching Football at the MCG then snowboarding.
What do you do with your spare time? Go up the coast or take the boat out with the family.
What puts a big smile on your face? Playing footy or watching my boys achieve.
What really pisses you off?  Whinging, lazy people who blame the world for their mistakes.
If you were Adam, who would you like to be Eve? Anna Kournikova
If you could have been there for one event in history, what would it be? Carlton winning the 1970 Grand final
If you could turn back the clock and give anyone in history a piece of advice, who would it be and what would you tell them? Hitler, pull your head in, its all down hill for you and your country.
If you could have lunch at the Hornets Club House with any 3 people, dead or alive, who would you pick? Mother in Law (passed), Jon Bon Jovi, Robyn Williams.
If you could swap jobs with 3 people for 60 seconds each, who would you pick? Prime minister, Brendan Bolton (Carlton coach), Gordan Ramsay.
If you were the Head of the AFL for a day, what's the first thing you would change? Change the rule, When the ball hits the goal post and goes through for a goal it’s a goal and if it bounces back its play on.
If you won $10 Million, what would be your first purchase? Buy a small island.
If you could plan a trip anywhere in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go? All of Europe and UK.
If you could store your worst ever fart in a jar, who would you release it on? Easy, Peter Burke ;)

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Paul Dawson

Name:Paul Dawson

Nickname: Dawso

Born: 1983, Brisbane
Occupation:  SPER Agent
When did you join the Hornets?   2017
What other clubs have you played for?  None
What's your favourite playing position?   Forward Flanker
What's the funniest thing you've ever seen playing for the Hornets?
If you went on a footy trip with the Hornets, who's the last bloke you would want to room with and why?
What's your greatest personal achievement in football?
What AFL club do you support?
Apart from Wolfie (Masters Legend), who's the greatest player you've ever seen? Jason Akermanis
What would your last meal be? KFC
What's your favourite TV show?
What's the best movie you've ever seen?
What would be your perfect concert line up?
What would be your ultimate weekend of sport?
What do you do with your spare time?  Umpire Cricket, Write Articles on Sport, Go Bushwalking
What puts a big smile on your face? Flying past banked up traffic in gridlock on my bike
What really pisses you off? People who take sport too seriously and bring violence to a game they are playing.
If you were Adam, who would you like to be Eve?   Tom Hardy, but it'd be a short bible. No Cain and Abel, just Sodom and Gomorrah, if you believe the Leviticus bits, ha-ha
If you could have been there for one event in history, what would it be?  Battle of Gettysburg
If you could turn back the clock and give anyone in history a piece of advice, who would it be and what would you tell them?  Gough Whitlam, sack John Kerr on November 10 1975
If you could have lunch at the Hornets Club House with any 3 people, dead or alive, who would you pick?   Abe Lincoln, Robin Williams & Spike Milligan
If you could swap jobs with 3 people for 60 seconds each, who would you pick?
If you were the Head of the AFL for a day, what's the first thing you would change?   When a bloke takes a mark no more grappling or holding onto him. slows the game down and really shits me right off.
If you won $10 Million, what would be your first purchase?
If you could plan a trip anywhere in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go?
If you could store your worst ever fart in a jar, who would you release it on?

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Daniel Clarence

Name: Danial Clarence
Nickname: Clancy
Born: Naturally good looking in ‘82 ;)
Occupation:  Daily
When did you join the Hornets?   2017
What other clubs have you played for?  Gothenburg Berserker's (Sweden)
What's your favourite playing position?   Full Forward / Forward pocket
What's the funniest thing you've ever seen playing for the Hornets? Opposition players yelling at Umpires, what's the point? Footy for Fun, always!
If you went on a footy trip with the Hornets, who's the last bloke you would want to room with and why? I’ve heard Apls is quite entertaining… Footy Carnival 2018 here we come….
What's your greatest personal achievement in football?  Scoring B&F votes in 2 games in my inaugural season not expecting any at all.
What AFL club do you support? The Brisbane Lions
Apart from Wolfie (Masters Legend), who's the greatest player you've ever seen? Sadly wasn't around to witness Wolfies greatness, but all the Masters legends I see week in week out support their mates and have a real crack inspire we every week.
What would your last meal be?  Lasagne or Beef Stroganoff
What's your favourite TV show?   NBA highlights package at the end of each week
What's the best movie you've ever seen?   Batman The Dark Night
What would be your perfect concert line up?   INXS with Michael Hutchence is all I’ve ever wished for.
What would be your ultimate weekend of sport?  In Melbourne the weekend of the Opening round of the AFL, coupled with the F1 Grand Prix and an NBL finals match involving the Melbourne (Tigers) United lads in the open air Melbourne Park stadium I miss Melb for this one weekend every year!
What do you do with your spare time?   Hope it doesn't end! (sport and/or wife time)
What puts a big smile on your face?   Learning things you started off thinking you would not be competent at - ultimate satisfaction.
What really pisses you off?   “Common Sense” being an Oxymoron.
If you were Adam, who would you like to be Eve?   pre marriage - Neve Campbell… gotta be Jennifer Hawkins now!
If you could have been there for one event in history, what would it be?  The 1st time Fire was realised!
If you could turn back the clock and give anyone in history a piece of advice, who would it be and what would you tell them?  Myself - Believe in yourself more from a younger age.
If you could have lunch at the Hornets Club House with any 3 people, dead or alive, who would you pick?   Michael Hutchence,
If you could swap jobs with 3 people for 60 seconds each, who would you pick?   Ron Jeremy, LeBron James, Felix Baumgartner (Red Bull space sky diver)
If you were the Head of the AFL for a day, what's the first thing you would change?   The fixture inequality.
If you won $10 Million, what would be your first purchase?   A case of beer to celebrate with!
If you could plan a trip anywhere in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go?   Antarctica via south America.
If you could store your worst ever fart in a jar, who would you release it on? My best mate Simon in Sweden, him and his Brother Chris, would be the only ones to truly appreciate it!

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Tim Denton

Name: Tim Denton
Nickname: Timmy, Coach
Born: 6/10/1981
Occupation:  Mortgage Broker
When did you join the Hornets?  2014
What other clubs have you played for?  Wantirna Devils, Vermont Eagles, UQ
What's your favourite playing position?   On the ball – unfortunately the fitness determines my position these days
What's the funniest thing you've ever seen playing for the Hornets? Too many to single one out. Most involve Apls.
If you went on a footy trip with the Hornets, who's the last bloke you would want to room with and why? Apls. No explanation required
What's your greatest personal achievement in football?  Made the Eastern Ranges under 15 side before moving to QLD. The Over 35’s B&F in 2017 is a close second
What AFL club do you support? Huge Lions supporter – used to barrack for Fitzroy as a kid.
Apart from Wolfie (Masters Legend), who's the greatest player you've ever seen? A few of the 45’s would have been absolute jets back in the day – Sully, Sweetpea and Filthy at the top of the list.
What would your last meal be?  Steak, chips and salad – would have to be a bloody big steak though.
What's your favourite TV show?   Apart from anything on the Fox Footy channel, it is Have You Been Paying Attention – if you don’t watch, do yourself a favour.

What's the best movie you've ever seen?   Top Gun
What would be your perfect concert line up?   Hunters and Collectors, Screaming Jets, John Farnham, Temper Trap and Jimmy Barnes.
What would be your ultimate weekend of sport?  Pretty much every weekend of the AFL, but if you can throw in the US Masters, British Open and the Tour De France at the same time that would be bloody special!
What do you do with your spare time?   My 10 week old now keeps me pretty busy, but I love to play golf when I have a bit of spare time.
What puts a big smile on your face?   Winning
What really pisses you off?   Losing – I fucking hate losing.
If you were Adam, who would you like to be Eve?   Margot Robbie
If you could have been there for one event in history, what would it be?  Damien Oliver winning the Melbourne Cup on Media Puzzle after his brother died a few days earlier – still makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up thinking about it.
If you could turn back the clock and give anyone in history a piece of advice, who would it be and what would you tell them?  As an England supporter it would be Nasser Hussain in Brisbane in the 2002 test match. Day 1 of the first Ashes test, he won the toss, decided to send Australia in and the Aussies then put on 2-364 by stumps on the first day. At that point the Ashes were effectively over.
If you could have lunch at the Hornets Club House with any 3 people, dead or alive, who would you pick?   Jonathan Brown, Nick Riewoldt and David King – 3 of the best footy brains of all time.
If you could swap jobs with 3 people for 60 seconds each, who would you pick?   I love my job too much – not interested in swapping!
If you were the Head of the AFL for a day, what's the first thing you would change?   The protected zone around a mark/free kick. Get rid of it.
If you won $10 Million, what would be your first purchase? A nice family home – nothing extravagant, but something comfortable and with room to build a man cave.
If you could plan a trip anywhere in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go?   Definitely Europe – some of the most incredible places in the world so close together. Italy, France, Croatia – do it in summer and live it up!
If you could store your worst ever fart in a jar, who would you release it on? My best mate of 32 years – would be payback for a lot of ordinary things he has done to me over the years.

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Stephen Cordiner

Name: Stephen Cordiner
Nickname: Cords
Born: Redcliffe
Age: 40
Occupation: Air Traffic Controller (No not with the ping pong bats)
When did you join the Parrots? 2013
What other clubs have you played for? RAAF Amberley Eagles, RAAF Tindal Magpies
What's your favourite playing position? Half Back Flank
What's the funniest thing you've ever seen playing for the Parrots? KB smashing Harms at Pomona with the spoil of the decade
If you went on a footy trip with the Parrots, who's the last bloke you would want to room with and why? Harms. He always wants to spoon
What's your greatest personal achievement in football? The goal I kicked last week from fullback, fuck it was a beauty!
What AFL club do you support? Brisbane
Apart from Wolfie, who's the greatest player you've ever seen?  Michael Voss
What would your last supper be?  Mexican anything and everything just keep bringing it
What's your favourite TV show?  Game Of Thrones
What's the best movie you've ever seen? Shawshank Redemption
What would be your perfect concert line up? Live, INXS, Anything 80's/90's
What would be your ultimate weekend of sport?  Play Augusta that is all!
What do you do with your spare time? Golf, Fishing, Football, Family
What puts a big smile on your face? My kids
What really pisses you off? My kids
If you were Adam, who would you like to be Eve? Jen Hawkins no contest
If you could have been there for one event in history, what would it be? Any of the Brisbane Lions Grand Final wins. I don't think I'll see another
If you could turn back the clock and give anyone in history a piece of advice, who would it be and what would you tell them? Michael Voss. Don't recruit the Fev!
If you could have lunch at the Brekky Creek with any 3 people, dead or alive, who would you pick? Greg Norman, Tiger Woods, Jack Nicklaus
If you could swap jobs with 3 people for 60 seconds each, who would you pick? Andrew Ettingshausen, Any golfer on the US PGA Tour, Fighter pilot
If Andrew Demetriou gave you the top job for a day, what's the first thing you would change? Bring back draft concessions for Brisbane
If you won $10 Million, what would be your first purchase? Mortgage
If you could plan a trip anywhere in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go? Augusta National for the Masters
If you could store your worst ever fart in a jar, who would you release it on? Eddie McGuire and Joffa

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Adam Hinze

Name: Adam Hinze
Nickname: Adsy / Hinzey
Born: Brisbane
Age: 44
Occupation: Financial Services
When did you join the Parrots?  2013
What other clubs have you played for? Aspley / Wilston Grange
What's your favourite playing position? On-ball, Wing
What's the funniest thing you've ever seen playing for the Parrots? Only played a few games so far...   so no reported awkward or funny moments...   just yet? Maybe Platts' hair?
If you went on a footy trip with the Parrots, who's the last bloke you would want to room with and why? My twin brother Platts. He is an ugly bloke
What's your greatest personal achievement in football? Mid-to-late 80's (in my teens) making a couple of Brisbane Rep teams travelling around the burbs and up to Cairns
What AFL club do you support? Gold Coast Suns
Apart from Wolfie, who's the greatest player you've ever seen? Gary Ablett Jnr
What would your last supper be? Simple, well done steak and chips
What's your favourite TV show? Seinfeld, Modern Family
What's the best movie you've ever seen? It is a Wonderful Life (Jimmy Stewart)
What would be your perfect concert line up? Franky Sinatra, Dean Martin & Sammy Davis Jnr (Live at the Sands in Las Vegas)
What would be your ultimate weekend of sport? Metricon Stadium match watching the Suns beat anybody really (it is rare) and then shoot across to Skilled Stadium to watch the Titans beat Melbourne Storm
What do you do with your spare time? Anything to do with Burleigh Heads and the beach
What puts a big smile on your face? Dame Edna Everidge and/or Judith Lucy
What really pisses you off? Soccer players (taking a dive and carrying on like fools)
If you were Adam, who would you like to be Eve? My wife Leanne of course...   but 'if' she was out shopping, Jennifer Hawkins can slot into the role quite easily
If you could have been there for one event in history, what would it be? Landing on the moon back in 1969 (wearing the appropriate breathing apparatus of course)
If you could turn back the clock and give anyone in history a piece of advice, who would it be and what would you tell them? Speak to current North Korean Presidents late father and tell him never, ever have sex
If you could have lunch at the Brekky Creek with any 3 people, dead or alive, who would you pick? Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin & Sammy Davis Jnr
If you could swap jobs with 3 people for 60 seconds each, who would you pick? Jennifer Hawkins swimsuit calendar photographer, Jennifer Hawkins massage therapist, Jennifer Hawkins Personal Assistant
If Andrew Demetriou gave you the top job for a day, what's the first thing you would change? I would ban the use of full length 'skins' to those who choose to wear them to footy training and think it is okay to do so without the need for wearing shorts also
If you won $10 Million, what would be your first purchase? Penthouse Unit on Burleigh Heads
If you could plan a trip anywhere in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go? New York
If you could store your worst ever fart in a jar, who would you release it on? Karl Stefanovic (I am not clear on why he annoys me so much, but he does)

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Steve Dean

Name: Steve Dean
Nickname: Deano
Born: Brisbane
Age: 50 this year
Occupation: QLD Regional Manager
When did you join the Parrots? Can't remember, about 10 years
What other clubs have you played for? Mayne
What's your favourite playing position? Half Back Flank
What's the funniest thing you've ever seen playing for the Parrots? A few years ago in a game, a player on my own team tackled me while I was trying to pick up the ball
If you went on a footy trip with the Parrots, who's the last bloke you would want to room with and why? Wolf, after many years of seeing him naked, the excitment is all gone
What's your greatest personal achievement in football? 1981 Premership with Mayne
What AFL club do you support? North Melbourne
Apart from Wolfie, who's the greatest player you've ever seen? On a local level, Carl Herbert and Tony Beckett. Superstars
What would your last supper be? Crayfish on the beach
What's your favourite TV show? Scooby Doo
What's the best movie you've ever seen? The Power of One
What would be your perfect concert line up? Greenday, Birds of Tokyo
What would be your ultimate weekend of sport? Lions & Carlton Saturday arvo, Reds & Crusaders Sat night, North & Collingwood at the "G" on Sunday
What do you do with your spare time? Scuba Dive
What puts a big smile on your face? Young kids loving their sport. Any sport
What really pisses you off? Parents interferring with kids trying to have fun in sport
If you were Adam, who would you like to be Eve? Might be an oldie now but definitely "Elle"
If you could have been there for one event in history, what would it be? The meteors killing the dinosaurs. Assuming I was safe
If you could turn back the clock and give anyone in history a piece of advice, who would it be and what would you tell them? Tell the aborigines "don't trust the Poms"
If you could have lunch at the Brekky Creek with any 3 people, dead or alive, who would you pick? Nelson Mandela, John Lennon, Leonardo DiVinci
If you could swap jobs with 3 people for 60 seconds each, who would you pick? Brisbane Casino Croupier, Robbie Deens, Elle's Photographer
If Andrew Demetriou gave you the top job for a day, what's the first thing you would change? Maximum height for Ruckman. I've always wanted a go at it
If you won $10 Million, what would be your first purchase? Greece
If you could plan a trip anywhere in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go? Canada
If you could store your worst ever fart in a jar, who would you release it on? Withoutout a doubt "Wolf", nothing can kill him

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Craig Andrews

Name: Craig Andrews
Nickname: Sneaky
Born: Melbourne
Age: 45
Occupation: Self Employed (Grass Cutter)
When did you join the Parrots? 2009
What other clubs have you played for? Windsor/Zillmere, Caloundra, Coolangatta, Broadbeach, Nth Cairns, Hermit Park, Westcourt Demons, Port Douglas, Cairns Saints, Westmeadows, Sunshine YCW, Powerhouse, Collegians, Essendon(Supers), Ascot Vale, Parrotts
What's your favourite playing position? Anywhere as long as it’s near the goals...
What's the funniest thing you've ever seen playing for the Parrots? Anytime Dan tackles someone and they try and get up
If you went on a footy trip with the Parrots, who's the last bloke you would want to room with and why? Stinger - If his snoring doesn't keep you awake, him trying to cuddle up will...
What's your greatest personal achievement in football? Still playing footy at 45
What AFL club do you support? Collingwood
Apart from Wolfie, who's the greatest player you've ever seen? Jack Fitcher (Cairns Saints)
What would your last supper be? Lamb Shanks
What's your favourite TV show? AFL 360
What's the best movie you've ever seen? Usual Suspects / Shawshank Redemption
What would be your perfect concert line up? Midnight Oil, Pearl Jam, AC/DC, and Pink for the perve
What would be your ultimate weekend of sport? Not a whole weekend but I did win 10 tickets to a corporate box at the MCG to watch the Bledisloe Cup. Free food and piss, good mates, and the wallabies won...
What do you do with your spare time? Just relax. I have a very hard job...
What puts a big smile on your face? My dog Peanut, he is a ripper
What really pisses you off? Customers that don’t pay on time
If you were Adam, who would you like to be Eve? Halle Berry
If you could have been there for one event in history, what would it be? Walking on the moon
If you could turn back the clock and give anyone in history a piece of advice, who would it be and what would you tell them? 1979 VFL Grand Final and tell that fucking useless boundary umpire the ball was out... It was four rows over the fence!!!!!!
If you could have lunch at the Brekky Creek with any 3 people, dead or alive, who would you pick? My parents and Karen, we don't get to see them very often
If you could swap jobs with 3 people for 60 seconds each, who would you pick? Al, cos he seems to do fuck all, Nathan Buckley and Julia Gillard
If Andrew Demetriou gave you the top job for a day, what's the first thing you would change? The Match Review Panel, they are fucked...
If you won $10 Million, what would be your first purchase? A descent looking footy jumper for Broges
If you could plan a trip anywhere in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go? Around the world trip so I see the whole lot
If you could store your worst ever fart in a jar, who would you release it on? That fucking boundary umpire. The c*nt obviously had his fucking eyes closed, so he wouldn't see me coming anyway!!!!!!

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Stephen Miers

Name: Stephen Miers
Nickname: BP
Born: Brisbane
Age: 42
Occupation: Electrician
When did you join the Parrots? 2006, 2007 or 2008?
What other clubs have you played for? Strathpine, Zillmere and Sandgate
What's your favourite playing position? Anywhere that is not in the back line
What's the funniest thing you've ever seen playing for the Parrots? When Wolfie turns into Aunts Beryl at night
If you went on a footy trip with the Parrots, who's the last bloke you would want to room with and why? Stinger because when he snores he sucks all the oxygen out of the room
What's your greatest personal achievement in football? Still playing football at 42
What AFL club do you support? Carlton
Apart from Wolfie, who's the greatest player you've ever seen? The flying door mat
What would your last supper be? A big feed of Thai
What's your favourite TV show? I would have to say The Voice
What's the best movie you've ever seen? Star Wars
What would be your perfect concert line up? AC/DC
What would be your ultimate weekend of sport? Watching league, union and Aussie rules in Melbourne
What do you do with your spare time? I have 2 jobs, 2 kids and a wife so I have no spare time
What puts a big smile on your face? A cold beverage
What really pisses you off? Being slung into the fence
If you were Adam, who would you like to be Eve? Joanna Krupa
If you could have been there for one event in history, what would it be? Carlton’s first flag
If you could turn back the clock and give anyone in history a piece of advice, who would it be and what would you tell them? If I could turn back time I would have told Al when he wrote this not to ask so many questions
If you could have lunch at the Brekky Creek with any 3 people, dead or alive, who would you pick? Chris Judd, Bo Derrick and Shane Warne
If you could swap jobs with 3 people for 60 seconds each, who would you pick? Bill Gates, Shane Warne and the Aussie who plays darts Witlock
If Andrew Demetriou gave you the top job for a day, what's the first thing you would change? Carlton’s games
If you won $10 Million, what would be your first purchase? A shit load of piss
If you could plan a trip anywhere in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go? Europe
If you could store your worst ever fart in a jar, who would you release it on? My wife when she gives me the shits

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Dan Greasley

Name: Dan Greasley
Nickname: Gutsy - Given 25 odd years ago by workmates because apparently I was a guts at the bar
Born: Brisbane
Age: 45 in September
Occupation: Electrician
When did you join the Parrots? 2002
What other clubs have you played for? Norths, Aspley and Northern Suburbs RLFC
What's your favourite playing position? Halfback/Lock
What's the funniest thing you've ever seen playing for the Parrots? Fat Webby umpiring
If you went on a footy trip with the Parrots, who's the last bloke you would want to room with and why? Fat Webby
What's your greatest personal achievement in football? QLD Masters in Cairns beating Tasmania by 1 point in the last game to win the medal
What AFL club do you support? Collingwood
Apart from Wolfie, who's the greatest player you've ever seen? Wally Lewis
What would your last supper be? Rissoles and veges
What's your favourite TV show? Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations
What's the best movie you've ever seen? A Few Good Men
What would be your perfect concert line up? Festival Line - Neil Diamond, Johnny Cash, Divinyls, Motorhead and to close AC/DC
What would be your ultimate weekend of sport? NRL GF Friday night, AFL GF Saturday and V8 Supercars on Sunday
What do you do with your spare time? Beer and crosswords
What puts a big smile on your face? Cold beer and crosswords
What really pisses you off? No beer and no crosswords
If you were Adam, who would you like to be Eve? The missus already answered this question
If you could have been there for one event in history, what would it be? NRL GF 2008 Manly 40 - Melbourne 0
If you could turn back the clock and give anyone in history a piece of advice, who would it be and what would you tell them? Bill Clinton - Hold her head until she swallowed
If you could have lunch at the Brekky Creek with any 3 people, dead or alive, who would you pick? Wally Lewis, Tommy Raudonikis and my Dad
If you could swap jobs with 3 people for 60 seconds each, who would you pick? Mal Meninga as QLD State of Origin coach, Collingwood coach Anzac Day game and the last post played and XXXX CEO
If Andrew Demetriou gave you the top job for a day, what's the first thing you would change? A masters game before every AFL game and televised
If you won $10 Million, what would be your first purchase? A coldroom
If you could plan a trip anywhere in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go? Hopefully next year 2014 - Singapore F1, Amsterdam and then off to Munich for Oktoberfest
If you could store your worst ever fart in a jar, who would you release it on? The person who asked all these fuckin questions

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Chris Harman

Name: Chris Harman
Nickname: Harms
Born: Brisbane

Age: 44
Occupation: Sheet Metal Worker

When did you join the Parrots? 2007
What other clubs have you played for? Werribee, RAAF Eagles (BAFL), St Marys (NTFL), Combined Services (NTFA)
What's your favourite playing position? Rover

What's the funniest thing you've ever seen playing for the Parrots? Webbie umpiring
If you went on a footy trip with the Parrots, who's the last bloke you would want to room with and why? Sully, cause he has a habit of locking you out of rooms
What's your greatest personal achievement in football? 6 x ADF National Rep and 2009 Masters All Australian
What AFL club do you support? Carlton
Apart from Wolfie, who's the greatest player you've ever seen? Greg Williams
What would your last supper be? Steak with mushroom sauce and chips
What's your favourite TV show? Sons of Anarchy
What's the best movie you've ever seen? Hunt for Red October
What would be your perfect concert line up? Green Day, Spy vs Spy, Hunters & Collectors, Hoodoo Gurus, Guns N' Roses
What would be your ultimate weekend of sport? Cox Plate, F1 GP, V8 Bathurst, Moto GP and watching the Blues beat the Pies in a GF
What do you do with your spare time? Watch footy or race speedway karts
What puts a big smile on your face? Blues flogging the Pies, Bombers or Tigers
What really pisses you off? Eddie McGuire! Say no more
If you were Adam, who would you like to be Eve? Anna Kournikova
If you could have been there for one event in history, what would it be? Jap surrender to end WWII
If you could turn back the clock and give anyone in history a piece of advice, who would it be and what would you tell them? Roger's Dad, and I'd tell him to always wear protection or pull out before vinegar stroke
If you could have lunch at the Brekky Creek with any 3 people, dead or alive, who would you pick? Sir Richard Branson, Chris Judd and Ali
If you could swap jobs with 3 people for 60 seconds each, who would you pick? 3 male hetro porn stars
If Andrew Demetriou gave you the top job for a day, what's the first thing you would change? Collingwood being in the AFL
If you won $10 Million, what would be your first purchase? Pay off mortgage
If you could plan a trip anywhere in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go? Gallipoli and tour all the famous war sites
If you could store your worst ever fart in a jar, who would you release it on? Kyle Sanderlands

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