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Back Pocket
JASON EVANS
“Squirts” is ayoung running player with great skills who has found a spot in the back pocket. Will be a permanent fixture in the side for years to come.
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Full Back
JEREMY GERCOVICH
The man that speaks only when spoken to has been unreal. Played full back all year and hasn’t had a goal kicked on him. Ok maybe 1.
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Back Pocket
BEN STRONGMAN
Tough as nails back man who has not had a bad game. Always gets the job done and is a pleasure to watch. Enjoys a red on a Thursday night.
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Half Back Flank
WILL BOX
(CAPTAIN)
Is this bloke still going around? Has been playing for PH since 1937 and is still dominating. Super Captain and super bloke. (The last two comments were just made up)
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Centre Half Back
JAYDEN NEILSON
This guy must be good to kick Boxy out of centre half back. Mr reliable and is a vital member of the back six family.
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Half Back Flank
JOFFA BYRON
Moved on from the forward line for being too fat too slow and too old. Is currently shuffling along the half back line somewhere. Is still incredibly handsome though.
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Wing
DEAN HAYDOCK (COACH)
Doc is 107 years old but doesn’t look like stopping. Is the fittest at the club and doesn’t mind telling you. Still hoping for that growth spurt.
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Centre
SIMON AMORE
This guy has red hair no matter what he tells you. His year has been outstanding and since Abe has returned he’s raised the bar even higher, and been much happier.
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Wing
ANTHONY BRYCE
A young gun who is getting better and better every year. An in and under player with plenty of courage who struggles to seal the deal with the ladies.
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Half Forward Flank
LLOYD TOFFOLON
First year at the club and has been solid all year. Missed a few with a knee but has returned bigger and better. Dress sense at times is a little off putting.
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Centre Half Forward
BRENDAN O’CONNOR
Previous B&F winner and is always taking contested marks. Very handy around goals. Does a great Mal Meninga impersonation.
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Half Forward Flank
JARROD McGOUGH
Has had a very consistent year on the wing and on ball. Still don’t know if he is left or right footed, as he is equally putrid on both.
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Forward Pocket
ZAC WILLIAMS
Easily the worst Williams out of the 3 of them. Has managed to play nearly every game this year and still not touch the footy. Had a massive finals series though.
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Full Forward
BEN FINNIN
Has had a super first year at the club winning the league goal kicking. Loves a chest mark. Has an unusually large neck.
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Forward Pocket
NICK LOWTHER
Moose has been just awesome this year. Great target up forward, and is hoping to add to his 58 premiership medallions. Would love to play in a hat.
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Ruck
TRISTAN KREYMBORG
Has carried the ruck all season and has had an awesome year. Contested marking giant. Hasn’t been sighted at training since 1875.
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Ruck Rover
ABE WILLIAMS
Has put his EPL dreams on hold to come back just in time for finals. Not much needs to be said about this man’s talent on the footy field, but his soccer skills are deplorable.
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Rover
TYLER SCARCE
Although technically classed as a midget, TJ has been awesome. His ball winning ability and fitness is first rate. Super player.
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Interchange
KANE GILMORE
Tough, hard nut is how to describe this young fella. Never gives up and continues to improve.
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Interchange
TIM DUCKWORTH
First year of senior footy and has dominated. Has the lot and will be a super star. Down side is his disgusting moustache, and putrid rig. He wonders why the ladies stay away.
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Interchange
DANIEL KEEN
Keeno has been in and out of the side this year but that’s mainly because Teddy doesn’t like sharing the ruck. Hit his straps at the right time of year.
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Interchange
JAYSON DARCY-MOLLOY
Silky smooth mover who has worked hard to get back from injury. Loves to grow tomatoes in his spare time.
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Emergency
LACHY PEARSON
Pup’s footy keeps getting better and has had a really good year. The left foot on the kid is dynamite. Has been known to wear women’s clothing.
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Unlucky
NATHAN HENDRY &
CALLUM STILL
Both players were injured in the 2nd semi final and were unable to take part in the grand final despite being key players all season…..a touch of bad luck.
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