Ladies and Gentlemen…and Hobo. Since early December last year, the players have been training extra hard to find that winning edge for season 2010. But as everyone knows, sometimes large groups of young men and women (and Butch) tend to gossip, and the rumour mill gets into full swing. So before the first home game of the season, it’s time to set the record straight on some of the summer mumblings.
Let’s bust some myths, Warriors!
Myth #1; Paul and Nathan Jackson are actually the same person; it’s just that he’s really fast and can kick with both feet.
The facts; Well they look the same. They’re the same age. And they play for the same team. Coincidence? I think not! But on the other hand, there’s a rumour that they’re actually twins. Plus, it if were the same person, then his ability to talk underwater in a bag of cement comes and goes far too often. That’s right Nate, we’re talking about you.
MYTH: BUSTED!
Myth #2; Lee Jefferies doesn’t live in a regular house; he sleeps at the Mac Uni Sports Fields.
The facts; Lee is always the first at training. And always the last to leave (hmm… does he?) He always finds a car park. His wife and kids are always there helping out too. On the other hand, if he lives there, why does he need a car?
MYTH: UNSOLVED!
Myth #3; The South Park character of Timmy was based on DK.
Just take a look next time you are training.....
MYTH: PROVEN! (Timmay!)
Myth #4; Goldy broke his hand while punching Stumpy in the head.
The facts; This one is indisputably true. We really should be asking, which other things has Stumpy’s head broken?
MYTH: PROVEN!
Myth #5; The nickname “Donnie” isn’t short for Donald Ollington; it’s actually short for “Don Juan De Marco”.
The facts; Of the 200 women surveyed at The Epping Hotel, the most popular response was “yes, it’s true”, followed by “why hasn’t he called me?”. On the other hand, Donnie doesn’t look very much like Johnny Depp, or speak Spanish.
MYTH: BUSTED!
So there we have it, Warriors. Some of the world’s toughest questions answered in a matter of moments. If we Warriors can do that, we can do anything in 2010.
And if you have a myth you’d like looked at (such as has Jockey found the fountain of youth? Why is Rooster always hungry?), then please email ronnie.landas@gmail.com and good old Ronnie will do the research for you.
Go WEST SYDNEY!
Ronnie.
Last Modified on 15/04/2010 08:57